I Accidentally Wore My Dad’s Sex Toy to Dinner In Middle School
In 7th grade, like many other pubescent girls, I went through a bit of a “Hot Topic” phase. Lots of rubber black bracelets, leather chokers, pants with suspenders…you get the idea. One night, as my...
View ArticleGirl Accepts The Boobie Challenge In Honor Of Breast Cancer Awareness Month
I made this silly video to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer, which has saved the lives of three women in my family. Please, make your own video, share it with your friends, and...
View Article4 Kinds Of People You Will Regret Letting In To Your Vagina
There is a time in every young woman’s life where she must reflect on her past and come to terms with the mistakes she’s made. Or the mistakes her vagina has made. I’ve never had a ‘type’ and my...
View ArticleGwyneth Patrow Is Trying To Kill Me
A couple weeks ago, in an ongoing effort to avoid my natural instinct to gorge on raw meat and nachos, I purchased a healthy living cookbook. Not just any healthy living cookbook, but Gwyneth...
View ArticleThis Is What It Feels Like To Die
It always begins with a little tremor. For a split second the ground seems to fall out from underneath me like a trap door. That’s all it takes for my body to go from somewhere close to normal to full...
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